At the Halloween Ball the reclusive Prince Alarming will finally choose a bride. Hazel isn't interested in any "hoity-toity prince" until she finds out he shares her love of D-I-R-T.
A comic take on the Cinderella story that assumes children delight in dirt. Who will Prince Alarming choose for his bride at the Halloween Ball? Hazel isn't interested until her fairy Godwitch reveals he is "King of Dirt" with 15 filthy fireplaces. The humorous watercolor illustrations depict green-faced witches with wild frazzled hair amidst a smudgy swirling tornado of witch hats, brooms, soot, spiders, and party decorations.